February 26, 2008

• "Do you believe in pageantry for the sake of nothing? Right now, I am drinking a can of Tab with no witnesses. No witnesses. I bought the Tab because, upon spotting it in the downstairs convenience store, I was delighted and thought it would be funny to drink such a glamorous and elusive beverage. You don't see Tab everywhere, but when you do? Laugh city.
  
  Tab is Liza and Halston. Tab is your older sister, lying poolside in her candy-striped, blouson-waisted one piece in the summer of 1981. Tab is your mom struggling through day three of the Cabbage Soup Diet so she'll be able to fit into that Cher costume by October 29. Tab is fashion and sacrifice, flash and trash.
  
  Also? It tastes vaguely like cinnamon and pancreatic cancer."
  

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