March 18, 2008
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When a cat misbehaves you squirt a light mist of water in his face so he learns not to do something again. A societal equivalent would be so satisfying. When the girl at the coffee shop orders “a caramel frappucino with semi-dry foam,” you could just tap her on the nose with a rolled up magazine and say, “NO, Tiffany! Bad. NO.”
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i don't even know where to start with this one. if you know this person, do her a favor and get this information to her because there is probably something she doesn't want to ingest somewhere in her drink.
a) frappucinos do not have foam. they are frozen and made in a blender. no steaming or foaming is involved whatsoever.b) semi-dry foam? trying to sound smart, are we? this is like ordering a semi-cheese pizza. it's either got foam or it doesn't. the dry part is the foam, the non-dry part (aka wet) is the non-foam.c) chances are tiffany is at least getting decaffed, and then made fun of by the green aproned monkeys behind the counter. don't let this go on.
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